Float. Fly. Feel.

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way this bird should be able to fly.

It’s wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The Majestic BirdBlob

Please support us in protecting the little-known wildlife residing in Rundle Mountain.

Often overlooked for far more interesting creatures, the majestic Mountain Blobbo Bird was cursed with few natural defences and a delectable taste.

They are often preyed on by larger, much smarter creatures, even those who don’t eat meat, and their numbers have dwindled in recent years.

Against the wills of both God and natural selection, we’ve made it our mission to preserve them for future generations.